Fangirl 101

2 posts on one day! Yehey!

Anyway, here is some things you should know about being a fangirl and things you should know about fangirls:

1. A fangirl is not dramatic. She just feels things very acutely. DON'T JUDGE US

1. Don't ask a fangirl if she's alright when she's making strange noises, shaking her head, andpr crying over her computer/laptop SCREEN TECHNOLOGY. It's probably a feels attack.

1. Walk into a building without watching where you're going because A) You are looking for a WIFI hotspot or B) You already found one and are trying to find out where the connection is strongest.

Another guide for y'all! 

How to Identify a Fangirl:

1. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (The squeal)

You have probably heard this before. The first and most identifying characteristic of a fangirl is the squeal. It is high-pitched, loud, and also accompanied by grinning insanely, jumping up and down, and excessive hyperactivemess. This is used to show the ultimate love for their fandom.

2.ch@tsp34k

Some (I REPEAT:SOME) fangirls type or speak in a non-literate way. I'm not sure why they do this. It seems they have no reason. While most fangirls do actually type so you can understand them, there is always the chatspeak group.)

3.The.... dark side

A fraction of fangirls have a bad side. Well, the majority of fangirls have a bad side. this bad side is likely to show if somebody disagrees with them. Usually it just involves glaring or excessive exclamation points, but there have been violent cases before. 4. OMG I MUST HAVE THAT!!! (the Merchandise) One of the best known fangirl traits is excessive merchandise. Some fangirls go out of their way to have everything- the COFFEE MUG, the light up pen, the lipgloss, the book bag. 5. I must be there! Syndrome Fangirls will probably do almost anything to do something related to their fandom. this means leaving sports practice early to watch that beloved episode, staying up late for the midnight book release, or canceling plans for a special event. They don't usually care about the consequences. (Note: The writer of this article does not encourage you to do what is in the example.)  6. Idolizing These fangirls go to the limit with that actor(ress). They may write them long love letters, photoshop a picture of the two together, follow them around... 7. FIRSTCOMMENTYAYYY! Syndrome A movie preview is released. A promotional is shown. A sneak peak is revealed. This fangirl will be the first to know. xx